Calling All Curs (1939)

Moe Howard: Dr. Moe

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Quotes 

• Dr. Moe : [on loudspeaker]  Calling Dr. Curly. Calling Dr. Curly.

  Dr. Curly : What do you want?

  Dr. Moe : Listen, you onion head, you march yourself in here and wash that dog.

  Dr. Curly : Oh, you do it yourself.

  Dr. Moe : Oh, mutiny, eh?

  Dr. Curly : Yeah, and it's not out on the bounty.

  [sticks out tongue and gets punched through loud speaker by Moe] 

  Dr. Moe : [sticks head out of loudspeaker]  Now come in here like I told you.

  [Curly starts to leave] 

  Dr. Moe : [Moe's head is stuck in loudspeaker]  Hey, what a minute. I'm stuck.

  Dr. Curly : Are you sure?

  Dr. Moe : I'm positive I can't move.

  Dr. Curly : Oh!

  [plucks Moe's eyebrows] 

  Dr. Curly : She loves me. She loves me not. She loves me.

  [Curly then pulls off loudspeaker and barks at Moe and takes off] 

• Dr. Moe : [learning Garcon is missing]  Those guys weren't reporters. They were dognappers. We got to stall Mrs. Bedford off 'till we find her dog. Now start thinking, if possible.

• Dr. Moe : [cautioning Larry and Curly]  On your toes, you heels!