- Eddie Camphor: [singing] Merrily we roll along, Rub-em-off and me/ when he plays his fiddle, I just go on a spree/ It's a cinch that every time I go on the air/ I just look around and find ol' Rub-em-off there... /
- Dave Rub-Em-Off: [Russian accent] Every time I t'ink I'm about to have fun,/ Eddie brings his 5 kids in, I think he's a bum/
- Eddie Camphor, Dave Rub-Em-Off: [both singing] Though we razz each other, it's all in song/ as we merrily roll along/