- Dr. Greg Connolly: They won't put much over on her.
- Dr. Hedwig: That sounds like experience talking.
- Dr. Greg Connolly: That young lady knows all the answers.
- Dr. Hedwig: I take it you haven't got to first base.
- Dr. Greg Connolly: First base? I'm still at the plate and the pitching it brutal.
- Dr. Hedwig: Well, perhaps she doesn't like being just one of the crowd.
- Dr. Greg Connolly: Well, you know me...
- Flo - Sadie's Maid: You sure is got a grand figure, madame. Where you is inflated and deflated in the right places.
- Intern: Seems there's been a young riot down to Sadie's place.
- Dr. Greg Connolly: That so? Any of the girls hurt?
- Intern: A couple. Sadie too. She came in looking like a hamburger.
- Hospital Employee: Doctor, you're wanted in the emergency room.
- Dr. Greg Connolly: I'll be right there...
- Sadie Harris: [In the emergency room, Nurse Hammond dabs at Madame Sadie's blackened eye with an alcohol swab] Whaddya wanna do? Put my eye out?
- Nurse Gloria Hammond: Sorry. Seems as if somebody already beat me to it.
- Sadie Harris: Yes, wait'll I lay my hands on him the big... begonia. Oh, isn't that doctor ever coming?
- Nurse Gloria Hammond: Dr. Connolly'll be right up. We're pretty busy here tonight.
- Sadie Harris: Lotta customers, eh? You must put on a good show.
- Nurse Gloria Hammond: I've never heard any applause.
- Dr. Greg Connolly: [Dr. Connolly enters] I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.
- Sadie Harris: Why Mr. Gregory! Fancy meeting you here!
- [Nurse Hammond furrows her brow disapprovingly at the doctor]
- Dr. Greg Connolly: [nervously] Why... I'm afraid you must be mistaken madam. I'm Dr. Connolly.
- Sadie Harris: Oh, uh, ok Doc. Never saw ya before.
- Sadie Harris: I wanted to see you about Miss Benton. I want her for my nurse.
- Nurse McKenna: Everyone does. She's one of our best nurses.
- Sadie Harris: Oh, I'll pay extra.
- Nurse McKenna: I think it can be arranged. I wish we had more like her. They're very hard to find.
- Sadie Harris: It's a problem, isn't it, getting good girls? I have the same trouble over at my place.
- Nurse McKenna: Oh yes, Miss Benton told me. You have sort of a... a beauty parlor?
- Sadie Harris: Yeah, I guess you *could* call it that.
- Nurse McKenna: I see.
- Sadie Harris: Ya know, your best girls are always leaving ya, setting up in business for themselves. Sometimes right across the street.
- Nurse McKenna: Oh, that's very difficult! But then the help question always is.
- Sadie Harris: You've said it!
- Nurse McKenna: I hope your shop will function alright until you return.
- Sadie Harris: Oh, it'll get along alright. It's one of those businesses that just runs itself. You know, it just rolls on and on and on.
- Nurse McKenna: Jerry, I think I'll have another one of those pink suspenders.
- Miss Dixon: Me too!
- Jerry: Alright., then.
- [Pours a cocktail]
- Jerry: How wold you care for a bosom caresser?
- Nurse McKenna: A what?
- Jerry: They call it that because it warms you all the way down.
- Nurse McKenna: Well, why not!
- Male Nurse: [Onlookers at a party comment on how romantic the dancing couple appear, but between the two dancers we hear him say] I grabbed an appendix the other day, it was the nastiest looking thing you ever saw. Well after I yanked it out, I then examined the cavity and found that I had to break up a lot of adhesions.
- Nurse Gloria Hammond: [She responds with eye closed dreamily] How perfectly marvelous.
- Nurse Beulah Schloss: [admiring Ethel's diamond bracelet] Ooh, who played Santa Claus?
- Nurse Ethel Smith: Isn't it a pip - my last patient gave it to me for staying with him..."reading".
- Nurse Beulah Schloss: You never learn that kind of reading at school.
- Nurse Gloria Hammond: They call that the "*touch* system", don't they?