- Hattie 'Mom' Frink: If you lose this job, its curtains. There isn't another paper in town that will take you back, and I mean that Joe.
- Joe 'Poppa' Frink: Yeah, well, maybe somebody will start a new paper!
- Hattie 'Mom' Frink: You look to me like a married man - are you?
- Benny Lopez: Well, you know how it is... gotta go through it once, like the measles, but i aint working at it now.
- Lucille Frink: There's no use trying to stop me. Mr. Lopez and I were meant for each other. We're soul mates.
- Joe 'Poppa' Frink: You are. How many soul mates does this guy got?