- Phillip "Gift of Gab" Gabney: Why, your troubles are over. When I handle your liver, I'll bring home the bacon.
- Phillip "Gift of Gab" Gabney: You wanna get anywhere in this world, Pat, you gotta play every card in the deck... and I'm playin' 'em all.
- Phillip "Gift of Gab" Gabney: I'll make Trivers Livers live. I'll put Trivers Livers on the plate of everybody within earshot.
- Phillip "Gift of Gab" Gabney: What would you call that?
- Telephone Girl: That's the sound effects man.
- Phillip "Gift of Gab" Gabney: He doesn't look sound to me.
- Telephone Girl: They all get that way.
- Phillip "Gift of Gab" Gabney: Aw, listen, honey.
- Barbara Kelton: I've listened to you for months. You make my ears ache.