- Narrator: It took a strong back to start this vibrator! Success! The percolator hums, like a concrete mixer.
- Narrator: 1933, when bicycling again took the country by storm. It started in California when the gals put on shorts. And the boys looked and looked and looked! In fact, some of the poor guys went practically blind, including your humble announcer. But, as you can see its a treat for sore eyes. Yowza! And GREAT for the hips!
- Narrator: The bicycling costume in Hollywood is covering less territory every day. Imagine, kiddies, what 1934 has in store for us? This is a great way to strengthen the ankles, the calves, the thighs, the hips, the, eh, in fact, it's great exercise.
- Narrator: Besides being a swell exerciser, the bike is an aide to the shopping housewife, in slacks. Rather snappy Mama, what?
- Narrator: The Gay '90s were okay, but you can't exactly complain about the thirsty '30s. This brunette, for instance... or this galloping bit of red-headed pulchritude... or this platinum blonde! Ha-cha-cha-cha!
- Narrator: A historic day in the year of 1819, 'twas a balmy summer's morning, 'twas indeed. Methinks, per chance, these merry picnic folk were slightly balmy too, methinks. But here, egad, what's wrong? Oh, my goodness gracious! What manner of locomotion is this? Two wheels on a stick.