- Harold Van Pelham: I can't understand. Isn't it strange how I wanted to fight the moment he touched you?
- Title Card: Greatshire Country Club - Aristocratic, exclusive and expensive. Wealthy society idlers with absolutely nothing to do - come here to do it.
- Title Card: Off for Paradiso. Mr. Van Pelham has taken so many pills he rattles when he walks.
- Title Card: His Nurse - A loyal friend of long standing. She is putting her heart and soul in her work - especially her heart.
- Title Card: Plowing a peaceful sea - and headed for the distant Island of Paradiso where adventures undreamed of awaited him.
- Title Card: Paradiso - A drowsy city in a dreamy land. Rip Van Winkle's twenty year sleep would be considered a nap down here.
- Harold Van Pelham: Pipps, I'm astonished. Haven't I always told you to keep yourself neat and tidy.
- Mr. Pipps: They're havin' a revolution, sir! A most terrible revolution, sir!
- Harold Van Pelham: Well, tell them they'll have to stop it immediately. I came down here for a rest.
- The Nurse: Pills - pills - pills! I'm sick and tired of your silly pills -...
- Harold Van Pelham: My, you have beautiful eyes!
- Title Card: Was it Shakespeare or Will Rogers who once said - "A man knoweth not the full joy of responsibility until it leapeth upon him."