- The new Elephant and Castle road layout is to good traffic flow what Ebola is to good health.
- Just saw cyclist cross 2 sets of red lights & pedal *across* moving traffic. At least 3 traffic offences in 40 seconds. 'Dial M for Moron'
- I've just watched an insane move by a London cyclist up the inside of a bus through roadworks. You cannot regulate for common sense.
- Hodgson's Euro team lost by 1. Cameron's Euro team lost by 1.3 million & he's staying 3 months. Should Hodgson stay another 325,000 years?
- Govt bans cigarette branding but biggest building in Central London looks like a fag packet.
- [31 December 2016] Before the rush I thought I'd get my season's greetings in really early: Happy Easter
- At what point does the Flat Earth Society celebrate new year? New Year phone calls from the Pacific must be highly confusing.
- Yup, this match proves women suit soccer as they actually like playing the ball while men are more suited to swimming as they prefer diving.
- Maria Carey's famous Xmas song has had over 234,000,000 hits. All I want for Christmas is to finally have 10,000 Twitter followers. :-(
- It's not fair. David Cameron was in Parliament 2 years less than I was. And he got to be MP. I demand a refund.
- Watching England/France football. Are women players tougher than men? They rarely fall down and if they do *they get up and carry on playing*!
- England women's team beat France (population greater than UK... unlike England men who lost to Iceland smaller population than, er, Lambeth).
- If the world isn't flat, why do so many people live in flats rather than rounds?
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