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Mickey Spillane
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I have no fans. You know what I got? Customers. And customers are your friends.
I'm the most translated writer in the world, behind [
Vladimir Lenin
], [
Lev Tolstoy
], [
Maxim Gorky
] and
Jules Verne
. And they're all dead . . .
I used to write fast-- now my rear end gets tired. I'm not full of vinegar anymore.
I'm a writer, not an author. A writer makes money.
[Sen.
Joseph McCarthy
] was a nit-head. He didn't know what was going on. He was a slob.
I never drank. A beer maybe, sometimes. Never liked hanging around bars. I don't smoke, either.
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