[after being asked in the 1990s if there was anything he regretted
about being dictator of Congo/Zaïre] If I could do it all again, I
would have been a farmer.
[when asked about government corruption in Zaire, often called the
worst in Africa] If you want to steal, steal a little in a nice way.
But if you steal too much to become rich overnight, you'll be
caught.