I don't vote because I don't understand. I just don't know what they're talking about half the time, so I don't vote at all. I'm too pretty for politics.
Just because you've slept with someone doesn't entitle you to half their earnings: it's not your money, because you didn't earn it.
When did you last see the expression "dirty old man"? You don't really hear it so much now because you're not allowed to be a dirty old man.