If ants are such busy workers, how come they find time to go to all the
picnics?
By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have
found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned
to take life seriously, but never ourselves.
Old age is an insult. It's like being smacked.
Any fact is better established by two or three good testimonies than by
a thousand arguments.
I'm too homely for a prima donna and too ugly for a soubrette.
You're only as good as your last picture.
[on winning the Best Actress Award for Min and Bill (1930)] Like an old Model-T Ford, I had to be cranked up. I was scared stiff.