Catholic archbishop Oscar Cruz says he has no problem with gay men marrying lesbians. Hmmm. Ok. Let’s marry famous lesbians!
Sometimes the Catholic Church is funny (when it’s not being horrifyingly tragic). This week, Archibshop Oscar Cruz of the Philippines said he has no problem with gay men marrying lesbians because, as he put it: “The capacity to consummate the union is there. The anatomy is there.” And none of the attraction! Hooray!
Well, I think this idea is mysteriously kind of awesome. Would you marry a celebrity lesbian if you could? Why the hell not?
In this edition of Weeklings! I pick the best celebrity lesbian brides for myself. There’s a lot to choose from! Feel free to disagree and pick from my leftovers. Also: I break down the absurdity and perfection of the name “North West.”
The post Weeklings! Gay Men, Pick A Celebrity Lesbian Wife!
Sometimes the Catholic Church is funny (when it’s not being horrifyingly tragic). This week, Archibshop Oscar Cruz of the Philippines said he has no problem with gay men marrying lesbians because, as he put it: “The capacity to consummate the union is there. The anatomy is there.” And none of the attraction! Hooray!
Well, I think this idea is mysteriously kind of awesome. Would you marry a celebrity lesbian if you could? Why the hell not?
In this edition of Weeklings! I pick the best celebrity lesbian brides for myself. There’s a lot to choose from! Feel free to disagree and pick from my leftovers. Also: I break down the absurdity and perfection of the name “North West.”
The post Weeklings! Gay Men, Pick A Celebrity Lesbian Wife!
- 6/21/2013
- by Louis Virtel
- The Backlot
The Catholic Church says gay men can marry lesbians. Oh! Weird. Well, let’s do it.
(Source)
Great news from the complex thinkers who run the Catholic Church: It’s perfectly acceptable for gay men to marry women — especially lesbians! According to the church, if the possibility of consummation exists, any marriage is A-ok. Listen to Archbishop Oscar Cruz elaborate on the ruling with a statement that is both jaw-droppingly weird and accidentally awesome.
“May a lesbian marry a gay man? My answer is ‘yes’ because in that instance the capacity to consummate the union is there. The anatomy is there. The possibility of conception is there.”
That means there’s only one thing left to do: Claim your celebrity lesbian brides now, gays! Here are my top five candidates.
5) Rachel Maddow: This woman is sinister and bad-ass in bed, I know it.
4) Jane Lynch: Comedy with an Emmy-winning edge!
(Source)
Great news from the complex thinkers who run the Catholic Church: It’s perfectly acceptable for gay men to marry women — especially lesbians! According to the church, if the possibility of consummation exists, any marriage is A-ok. Listen to Archbishop Oscar Cruz elaborate on the ruling with a statement that is both jaw-droppingly weird and accidentally awesome.
“May a lesbian marry a gay man? My answer is ‘yes’ because in that instance the capacity to consummate the union is there. The anatomy is there. The possibility of conception is there.”
That means there’s only one thing left to do: Claim your celebrity lesbian brides now, gays! Here are my top five candidates.
5) Rachel Maddow: This woman is sinister and bad-ass in bed, I know it.
4) Jane Lynch: Comedy with an Emmy-winning edge!
- 6/19/2013
- by Louis Virtel
- The Backlot
IMDb.com, Inc. takes no responsibility for the content or accuracy of the above news articles, Tweets, or blog posts. This content is published for the entertainment of our users only. The news articles, Tweets, and blog posts do not represent IMDb's opinions nor can we guarantee that the reporting therein is completely factual. Please visit the source responsible for the item in question to report any concerns you may have regarding content or accuracy.