Most Disappointing Nudity
We have all had that experience. The one where you finally see that hot actor or actress get naked in a film, only for the exposure to elicit a reaction ranging from "oh well, never mind..." to "oh my god, no!".
Of course, for this question, I am just talking about movies. If were were talking about magazine shoots, paparazzi shots, etc we could include people like Janice Dickinson, Kate Middleton, etc.
Which actors/actresses should have kept their clothes on in these films? Vote for the one that provokes your biggest "arghhh!" reaction :)
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Of course, for this question, I am just talking about movies. If were were talking about magazine shoots, paparazzi shots, etc we could include people like Janice Dickinson, Kate Middleton, etc.
Which actors/actresses should have kept their clothes on in these films? Vote for the one that provokes your biggest "arghhh!" reaction :)
Discuss this poll here
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- DirectorJane CampionStarsMeg RyanMark RuffaloJennifer Jason LeighNew York City writing professor, Frannie Avery, has an affair with a police detective who is investigating the murder of a beautiful young woman in her neighborhood.Meg Ryan should have kept her clothes on.
- DirectorJim McBrideStarsRichard GereValérie KapriskyArt MetranoWhen Jesse Lujack steals a car in Las Vegas and drives down to LA, his criminal ways only escalate - but when will it end?Richard Gere coming up a bit short.
- DirectorPhil JoanouStarsAlec BaldwinKelly LynchMary Stuart MastersonA hardened New Orleans cop, Dave Robicheaux, finally tosses in the badge and settles into life on the bayou with his wife. But a bizarre plane crash draws him back into the fray when his family is viciously threatened.Sorry Teri Hatcher, no, they are not "spectacular".
- DirectorOliver ParkerStarsNeve CampbellShirley HendersonAlexandra Maria LaraWhile anticipating the arrival of a famous Hollywood star, five employees at a mediocre restaurant in London's Soho must deal with rats, arguments and kitchen-based power struggles. Starring Neve Campbell and Danny Huston.Neve Campbell was underwhelming.
- DirectorCorey YuenStarsJaime PresslyDevon AokiSarah CarterThe world's best fighters are invited to DOA, an invitational martial arts contest. There, four female rival fighters will have to work together to uncover the secret that the organizer of the tournament is trying to hide.A let-down from Holly Valance.
- DirectorAlexander PayneStarsJack NicholsonHope DavisDermot MulroneyA recently retired man embarks on a journey to his estranged daughter's wedding, only to discover more about himself and life than he ever expected.No list like this would be complete without Kathy Bates.
- DirectorSimon StahoStarsNoomi RapaceThure LindhardtBenedikte HansenAnna dreams of being an actress when she becomes pregnant. Though she struggles to give her daughter a good life, she fails to unite her dream of acting with creating a safe environment for her child.Please Noomi Rapace, enough nudity, thanks.
- DirectorDanny BoyleStarsEwan McGregorEwen BremnerJonny Lee MillerRenton, deeply immersed in the Edinburgh drug scene, tries to clean up and get out despite the allure of drugs and the influence of friends.Hey, Ewan McGregor, it must be cold in Scotland.
- DirectorBen LewinStarsJohn HawkesHelen HuntWilliam H. MacyA man in an iron lung who wishes to lose his virginity contacts a professional sex surrogate with the help of his therapist and priest.Helen Hunt waits until 48 to get fully nude.
- DirectorDennis HopperStarsDennis HopperJodie FosterDean StockwellA witness to a mob assassination flees for her life, running from town to town and switching identities along the way, but she cannot seem to elude Milo, the chief hit man sent after her.Jodie Foster puts paid to any fantasies.
- DirectorBlake EdwardsStarsJulie AndrewsWilliam HoldenMarisa BerensonA successful movie director makes the most expensive film in his career and it becomes a huge flop. He tries to salvage his career by reshooting the film as an erotic production, where its family-friendly star takes her top off.Mary Poppins, topless, aged 45... arghhh!
- DirectorAndrew BergmanStarsDemi MooreBurt ReynoldsArmand AssanteA stripper and single mother gets dragged into a dangerous situation after a congressman takes a fancy to her.Demi Moore - The case against breast enhancements.
- CreatorGeorge PelecanosDavid SimonStarsJames FrancoMaggie GyllenhaalLawrence Gilliard Jr.A look at life in New York City during the 1970s and '80s, when porn and prostitution were rampant in Manhattan.Maggie Gyllenhaal, just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
- DirectorSam Taylor-JohnsonStarsDakota JohnsonJamie DornanJennifer EhleLiterature student Anastasia Steele's life changes forever when she meets handsome, yet tormented, billionaire Christian Grey.Dakota Johnson was supposed to be "sexy"? :S
- DirectorSarah PolleyStarsMichelle WilliamsSeth RogenSarah SilvermanA happily married woman falls for the artist who lives across the street.I used to fantasize about Sarah Silverman... not any more.
- DirectorJonathan LevineStarsAmy SchumerGoldie HawnKim CarameleWhen her boyfriend dumps her before their exotic vacation, a young woman persuades her ultra-cautious mother to travel with her to paradise, with unexpected results.Some plus-sized women look good. Amy Schumer does not.
- DirectorSusan StreitfeldStarsTilda SwintonAmy MadiganKaren SillasAn ambitious female attorney wallows in excess and meaningless sex with both male and female partners, while dealing with her personal life problems including helping her kleptomaniac sister.Tilda Swinton - not just a frightening face.
- DirectorBrad KellerStarsC. Thomas HowellSean YoungBen BrowderAddison comes home one night to find his wife brutally murdered with the words "We're even now". The cops suspect that Addison killed her, and now he must race through the underside of Dallas to find the only other suspect.Sean Young, please, no more.
- CreatorDavid BenioffD.B. WeissStarsEmilia ClarkePeter DinklageKit HaringtonNine noble families fight for control over the lands of Westeros, while an ancient enemy returns after being dormant for millennia.Natalie Dormer disappoints everyone. Still waiting for Sophie Turner to do the same.
- DirectorRichard RushStarsBruce WillisJane MarchRubén BladesA color-blind psychoanalyst is stalked by an unknown killer after taking over his murdered friend's therapy group, all of whom have a connection to a mysterious young woman that he begins having intense sexual encounters with.Some people think Bruce Willis was the star of this movie. Others feel he had a very small part.
- DirectorAbel FerraraStarsHarvey KeitelBrian McElroyFrank AcciaritoWhile investigating a young nun's rape, a corrupt New York City police detective, with a serious drug and gambling addiction, tries to change his ways and find forgiveness and redemption.Harvey Keitel is scary for a number of reasons.