Movies I can't believe exist
Movies that are so weird, poorly made, unintentionally creepy, etc that I can't believe they exist. Most of these are pretty obscure.
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- DirectorBarry MahonStarsDorothy Brown GreenCalvin the elf is always getting into mischief. One Christmas Eve, Calvin stows away on Santa's sleigh and winds up in the possession of a little girl named Kim. Her brothers kidnap him, putting him aboard a remote-controlled toy airplane. Santa travels incognito in order to rescue Calvin, and return him to the North Pole.The title is ridiculous, and the movie mostly consists of still shots, as if it is a visual picture book. Any human characters shown look like ghosts seen in haunted photographs, and somehow this may have been released theatrically.
- DirectorJoseph M. Sonneborn Jr.StarsPatricia Ann PearsonSonny falls asleep while his mom reads him a bedtime story and wakes up in Balloon Land, a magical world filled with giant balloon people and animals.Kid roams around in "Balloon Land", AKA a barn somewhere full of giant knockoff parade balloons. Creepy-seeming adults lurk amongst the balloons, and the kid doesn't seem phased one bit. About half of this movie consists of parade footage with narration over it.
- DirectorOrlando CorradiKim Jun OkStarsGregory SnegoffFrancis PardeilhanJane AlexanderA grandfather mouse tells his grandchildren the "real" story of the Titanic disaster, including himself, evil sharks, a giant octopus, and an evil whaling scheme.Somehow, somebody turned the tragedy of the Titanic into a movie for kids, featuring talking animals, a rapping dog, etc. And nobody dies at the end; dolphins save them all and a giant octopus holds the boat together.
- DirectorHolly Goldberg SloanStarsMeghan StrangeRichard KindJulian SandsThis is a live-action re-telling of Johanna Spyri's 1880 children's classic, "Heidi", but with fully mouth-articulated dogs in all of the roles. This movie tells the story of the young orphan (this time as seen through the eyes of a yellow lab puppy) who is sent to live with her reclusive grandfather (in this case, an old sheepdog). Just as Heidi (Meghan Strange) adjusts to her new life in the mountains, she is taken away by her social worker (a scrappy beagle). Heidi finds herself living in the big city with Clara Sesehound (Kimberly Beck) (a cockapoo mix), who has been made an invalid after a debilitating illness. Although Heidi comes to love Clara, her quest to return to the mountains dominates her stay. In the end, she is able to reunite with her beloved grandfather. When Clara later comes to visit, the final miracle of Heidi's story is revealed when Clara regains her ability to walk.The story of Heidi, but entirely told with dogs. Uses plenty of low-budget CGI, especially to move the animal's mouths.
- DirectorDon BluthGary GoldmanDan KuensterStarsGlen CampbellChristopher PlummerSorrell BookeIn order to defeat the wicked Grand Duke of Owls, a young boy, transformed into a cat, teams up with a group of barnyard animals to find the rooster who can raise the sun.A rooster wants to be a rock-and-roll star.
- DirectorRobert StevensonStarsWalter BrennanMatthew GarberKaren DotriceIn the Redwood Forests of California, a multi-millionaire lumberman and his two young grandchildren encounter two gnomes who are supposedly the last of their kind.A movie featuring the two Banks children from Mary Poppins, and also some gnomes. What?
- DirectorRod HardyStarsDavid HasselhoffLisa RinnaSandra HessAgent Nick Fury is asked to fight the menace of Hydra after exiling himself in the Yukon since the end of the Cold War.David Hasselhoff plays Nick Fury. Who let this get made?
- DirectorFrank HenenlotterStarsJames LorinzJoanne RitchiePatty MullenA medical student sets out to recreate his decapitated fiancée by building her a new body made of Manhattan street prostitutes.The title.
- DirectorRuss MeyerStarsDolly ReadCynthia MyersMarcia McBroomThree girls come to Hollywood to make it big, but find only sex, drugs, and sleaze.Roger Ebert wrote this NC-17 movie. Who knew this is where the career of a well-known film critic originated?
- DirectorIshirô HondaJun FukudaStarsKatsuhiko SasakiTomoko AiAkihiko HirataAn Interpol investigation uncovers a shunned biologist and his daughter, who are involved in an alien plot to use Mechagodzilla and Titanosaurus to defeat Godzilla and wipe out humanity.
- DirectorDonald G. JacksonStarsSandra ShukerJoe EstevezConrad BrooksA teen-age girl tries to help a small, purple, jive-talking alligator escape the clutches of a greedy carnival owner as well as as an assortment of characters so he can be reunited with his owner.
- DirectorSean McNamaraStarsJon VoightSkyler ShayeCasey GrafWhen a Space Baby crash lands on Earth, the Baby Squad must race against time to stop an evil villain from taking over the universe.
- DirectorHuck BotkoStarsJamie ChungCam GigandetKatherine CunninghamA charismatic womanizer receives his comeuppance after his penis mysteriously leaves his body and takes human form.
- DirectorBrian Trenchard-SmithStarsWarwick DavisBrent JasmerJessica CollinsOur deadly leprechaun is in space to woo a beautiful princess who is impressed with his gold and desires to separate him from it.
- DirectorMichael DeVittoStarsEvan DeeAmy DonofrioJames GrottoChristmas special with Santa.
- DirectorRoswitha HaasStarsArmin DrogatSimone GreissBernd MoehrleIn a city inhabited by animals, because nothing exciting is happening, the animals start a soccer match. The two teams who shall compete are named "The Wild Dogs" and "The Jungle Kings". It's based on Bedknobs and Broomsticks.