The Movies that Never Should Have Been Made
The name says it all.
Note: these are only movies that I have seen.
Note: these are only movies that I have seen.
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- DirectorGeorge LucasStarsEwan McGregorLiam NeesonNatalie PortmanTwo Jedi escape a hostile blockade to find allies and come across a young boy who may bring balance to the Force, but the long dormant Sith resurface to claim their original glory.The old Star Wars movies are so much better. The only things that had effort put into them were the special effects. Everything else--the acting, the plot, and the characters--sucked.
- DirectorGeorge LucasStarsHayden ChristensenNatalie PortmanEwan McGregorTen years after initially meeting, Anakin Skywalker shares a forbidden romance with Padmé Amidala, while Obi-Wan Kenobi discovers a secret clone army crafted for the Jedi.Just as bad as the Phantom Menace, if not even worse. The movie drags on and on. And Anakin is one of the most annoying characters ever played.
- DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsHarrison FordCate BlanchettShia LaBeoufIndiana Jones becomes entangled in a Soviet plot to uncover the secret behind mysterious artifacts known as the Crystal Skulls.Way to ruin the original trilogy. The plot was so screwed up, I had no idea what was going on or what exactly Indy was trying to accomplish. The ending was also one of the laziest, and stupidest, wrap-ups I have ever seen.
- DirectorHarald ZwartStarsSteve MartinJean RenoEmily MortimerInsp. Jacques Clouseau teams up with a squad of International detectives who are just as bumbling as he is. Their mission: Stop a globe-trotting thief who specializes in stealing historical artifacts.All the jokes from the first movie were reused, recycled, and completely butchered in this very weak sequel. I lost interest in the plot half way through the movie, and didn't care one bit for any of the characters.
- DirectorShawn LevyStarsBen StillerOwen WilsonAmy AdamsSecurity guard Larry Daley infiltrates the Smithsonian Institution in order to rescue Jedediah and Octavius, who have been shipped to the museum by mistake.Much like Pink Panther 2, Night at the Museum 2 abused all of the old jokes from the first movie, making it extremely dry. There were far too many characters, and the main villain was irritating.
- DirectorSam RaimiStarsTobey MaguireKirsten DunstTopher GraceA strange black entity from another world bonds with Peter Parker and causes inner turmoil as he contends with new villains, temptations, and revenge.Despite it being poorly written, badly acted, and terribly put together, this movie is actually fun to watch if you need something to ridicule and laugh at. There were too many subplots, stupid emotional scenes, and villains (three, to be exact).
- DirectorJim KammerudBrian SmithBill SpeersStarsTara StrongPat CarrollJodi BensonTo protect her from a sea witch, Ariel's daughter is not allowed in the ocean; but when she becomes 12, she runs away to an adventure under the sea.The exact same thing as the first movie, except it had lazy animation, terrible songs, and the plot followed Ariel's bratty and annoying daughter who is in no way likeable.
- DirectorDarrell RooneyLynne SoutherlandStarsMing-Na WenBD WongMark MoseleyWhile preparing for their wedding, Shang and Mulan are suddenly sent off on a secret mission. Mushu starts to meddle, and a surprise attack by Mongolians doesn't help either.Just like any other Disney sequel, Mulan II has no redeeming qualities. The characters were destroyed and watered down, the plot was dumb and boring, and the songs were awful and unmemorable.