Zombieland (2009)
Bill Murray: Bill Murray
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Quotes
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Bill Murray : [dying] Is that how you say hello where you come from?
Columbus : Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I can't believe I shot Bill Murray.
Tallahassee : Mr. Murray?
Bill Murray : I'm just Bill, I think, now.
Tallahassee : Bill?
Bill Murray : Yeah?
Tallahassee : [pokes at Bill's wound] I don't think we're gonna be able to stitch this.
Bill Murray : Ah. That's still tender.
Tallahassee : You think you might pull through?
Bill Murray : No.
Columbus : If it means anything now, I am so sorry. It was just instinctive.
Bill Murray : It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker.
Little Rock : So do you have any regrets?
Bill Murray : "Garfield," maybe.
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Tallahassee : Bill Murray, you're a zombie?
[Wichita hits Bill in his back with a golf club]
Bill Murray : [cries in pain] Ow, I'm on fire! Ouch!
Tallahassee : You're not a zombie, you're talking and... You're okay?
Bill Murray : The hell I am.
Wichita : I'm sorry. I didn't know it was... It was "you" you.
Tallahassee : Are you...? What's with the get-up?
Bill Murray : Oh, I do it to blend in. You know. Zombies don't mess with other zombies. Buddy of mine, makeup guy, he showed me how to do this. Corn starch. You know, some berries, a little licorice for the ladies. Suits my lifestyle, you know. I like to get out and do stuff. Just played nine holes on the Riviera. Just walked on. Nobody there.
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Bill Murray : You are staring at me. It's a hairpiece! It's a piece.
Wichita : It's - I'm sorry. No, it's just that you look remarkably like Eddie Van Halen.
Bill Murray : I just saw Eddie Van Halen.
Wichita : Nuh-uh.
Tallahassee : Really?
Bill Murray : Yeah.
Wichita : Wow.
Tallahassee : Where?
Bill Murray : The Hollywood Bowl.
Tallahassee : And how was he?
Bill Murray : He's a zombie.
Wichita : Aw. Tough break.
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Bill Murray : [last line, after end credits] In the immortal words of Jean-Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, Gopher.'