Night at the Museum (2006)
Ricky Gervais: Dr. McPhee
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Quotes
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Mr. McPhee : [fake laughing] Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard. No is the answer. Sarcasm back at you, with your humor box. I wasn't laughing. I was pretending to laugh, if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor. Do you?
Larry : No, I don't want to get into a battle of humor.
Mr. McPhee : No, you don't, because it would be a bloodbath. Nothing funny about Little Big Horn!
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Mr. McPhee : Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...
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Mr. McPhee : Control your young!