- Lora Gibson: I am on the side of what's legal and what's right. Can you say the same right now? I didn't think so.
- Lora Gibson: A snitch?
- J.C. Hunter: Jailhouse informant.
- Lora Gibson: You can put a pig in a prom dress and call it a date, but it's still a pig.
- [Camille has been roped into chaperoning her nephew's dance.]
- Zach: I'll sue you if you come.
- Camille: You can't sue me, I'm your aunt.
- Camille: Well... you probably wouldn't win.
- Thomas Gibson: If there was no sex in this world, there'd be no lies.
- Lora Gibson: Yeah, there would. The lies just wouldn't be as interesting.