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Quotes
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Bernadette : Stop flexing your muscles, you big pile of budgie turd. I'm sure your mates will be much more impressed if you just go back to the pub and fuck a couple of pigs on the bar.
Bob : Bernadette, please.
Frank : *Bernadette?* Well I'll be darned. The whole circus is in town. Well I suppose you wanna fuck too do you? Come on Bernadette, come and fuck me. That's it. Come on. Come and fuck me. Come on. Fuck me.
[Bernadette knees Frank in the groin]
Bernadette : There, now you're fucked!
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Bernadette : What a nice dog. What's it's name?
Bob : Herpes. If she's good, she'll heal.
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Bob : [to Tick, Bernadette, Felicia and Cynthia] Well! A real life "Les Girls" show. Right, this calls for a celebration.
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Bob : [to Bernadette] Well, I can't go back to Coober Pedy for a while. I'm not the most popular bloke in the world back there anymore.
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Bob : [knocks] Can I come in?
Bernadette : Now, there's a gentleman. Of course you can, Bob.