And Justice for All (1979)
Vincent Beck: Officer Leary
Quotes
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[Officer Leary is on the witness stand]
Officer Leary : I told him to move on, but he continued to use profanity and he refused to leave the premises.
Judge Rayford : What sort of profanity?
Officer Leary : You know, the normal kind.
Judge Rayford : Officer Leary, we've all heard these words before, now for the record what did he say?
Officer Leary : [uncomfortably] He used... "fuck" a lot.
[quiet laughter from the gallery]
Officer Leary : ..."piss on you"...
[more laughter]
Officer Leary : ...then said he was gonna... "bung-hole the short order chef"... "cream on the waitress"...
[more laughter]
Officer Leary : ...stuff like that, Your Honor.
Dapper Defendant : There's a very good reason for all of that, Your Honor.
Judge Rayford : Oh? What is that?
Dapper Defendant : I'm a diabetic.
[loud laughter from the gallery]
Judge Rayford : I fail to see the connection. I've never heard of diabetes causing foul language!
Dapper Defendant : That's because you're a douchebag.
[entire courtroom erupts into laughter, including Officer Leary before he catches himself and forces a poker face]